Made this video for Mother's Day 2010. Free mp3 download below. Credits and lyrics on the video's YouTube page. Thanks for watching, and big love to all the mother's out there!
Motherlover, Jelly D
Download Jelly Donut's new single "What Makes You Sad?" for FREE below (click below the player). Pass the mp3 and video along to your best breakfast friends. And never give up on your creamy dreams. xox Jelly
Made this cover of Hall & Oates' classic "Maneater" in the Fall of 2010. Download the extended song for free here:
And here's the video I cobbled together... anyone teach Final Cut!?
In Sept. 2010, I made a bizarre sexual fantasy video for the food-themed comedy show "Killing My Lobster Holds the Mayo." Some people have been asking for the song, so here it is. Thanks for listening!
"Chicken Fried Lady" mp3:
(download)
Music & Vocals: Andrew Bancroft (aka Jelly Donut)
Female Vocals: Ally Johnson
Recording: Nic Dematteo, Jody Scott
"Chicken Fried Lady" video:
"Chicken Fried Lady" Lyrics:
GUY:
Caress your body, feels just like silk
Wanna dip you in a bowl of buttermilk
Put you in a bag of seasoned flour,
then a peanut oil bath for a quarter of an hour
You’ll be My Chicken-Fried Lady (Whisper: Chickn-Fried Lady)
my barbeque baby (Whisper: Chickn-Fried, Chickn-Fried)
Lookin so tasty (lookin tasty)
I’m savin’ my gravy
For my Chicken-Fried Lady
First thing I Chicken-Fried were my big sisters glasses
So my mom signed me up for advanced cooking classes
Made a Chicken-Fried flute and a Chicken-Fried ball
but a Chicken-Fried Lady, you would top them all
You’ll be my cookin’ thesis, all your 45 pieces
I’ll be bone-pickin, finger-lickin all ah ya greases
Chicken-fried Lady, oh you like it like that
When I shoots my gravy on your mashed po-tats
The mashed po-tats of my…
Chicken-Fried Lady (Whisper: Chickn-Fried Lady)
my barbeque baby (Whisper: Chickn-Fried, Chickn-Fried)
Ya drivin me crazy (I’m goin’ crazy)
It’s a heart-attack maybe
From my Chicken-Fried Lady
GIRL:
You been searchin’ all your life to find
A girl this fine to chicken-fry
Now you know i’m gonna blow your mind
with some biscuits!
GUY: Biscuits?!
GIRL: Biscuits on the side!
GUY: I’m allergic to biscuits.
Chicken-Fried Lady (Whisper: Chickn-Fried Lady)
my barbeque baby (Whisper: Chickn-Fried, Chickn-Fried)
Ya drivin me crazy (I’m goin’ crazy)
It’s a heart-attack maybe
From my Chicken-Fried Lady
Chicken-Fried Lady (Whisper: Chickn-Fried Lady)
Covered in gravy (Whisper: Chickn-Fried, Chickn-Fried)
Let’s get married
Have some Chicken-fried babies
You my Chicken-Fried Lady
‘Cause the only difference between “KFC” and “F-U-C-K” is “U”…
On a recent episode of www.NSFWShow.com Brian Brushwood, Justin R. Young and I called dibbs on a new planet and named it Bonearth. I was charged with writing it's planetary anthem. It's not traditionally patriotic in tone, but if you're not feeling it GET YOUR OWN PLANET AND WRITE YOUR OWN ANTHEM! Sorry. All friendly, relatively open-minded humans, aliens and wombats are invited.
Lyrics:
All rise for the Bonearth planetary anthem.
Eight equals equals equals Deeee!
Eight equals equals equals Deeee!
Three mighty Bonearth Kings are weeee
Eight equals equals equals Deeee!
Protectors of the Betternet
Earth’s cool but Bonearth’s better yet
Superpowers, eating lasers
Shield us from Space Hitler’s phasers
Lord Horseboy, we sing your praises!
Eight equals equals equals Deeee!
Eight equals equals equals Deeee!
Three mighty Bonearth Kings are weeee
Eight equals equals equals Deeee!
May all Bonearthlings everywhere be freeee… and get laid.
